Drinking vodka mixed beer through a straw with no pants on because I’m classy like that. Tonight is a good night ;)
I don’t know what’s wrong with me
I feel like shit and I don’t know if I’m just hungover really bad or if I have alcohol poisoning.. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry.
It’s times like this when it would be nice to have someone here to take care of me and make me feel better.
God I love being drunk, i just wish that instead of a straight bar that i got to go to a gay bar tonight
this has been a post
Christmas Eve To Do List:
- Take a bath
- Set out the alcohol for tomorrow
- Take an ambien
- Trip balls while playing Gears of War 3
- Go to bed
BEST CHRISTMAS EVE EBER!!!
