Things Drunk Me Says
Someone cute, please come cuddle me.
So this happened last night. We finally did it!
I spy with my little eye
To fall is connected to tryyyyyyyyy
Last night was fucking amazing!
I met Miss Delaware and I only cried once!!! YAY ME :P
I have wine and vodka chilling in my fridge soooooooooo
You guys should think of interesting things to send or submit to me while I’m drunk later ;)
God I love being drunk, i just wish that instead of a straight bar that i got to go to a gay bar tonight
this has been a post
It’s so awkward being the only homosexual when spending the holidays with the relatives
So when I’m drunk I hope to make it even more awkward and be even more flamboyant than ever!
Happy Holidays!
OMG I just came to the realization that I’m 21 and tomorrow is Christmas!!
This means I can drink before going to spend time with relatives and be drunk the whole time!!!!!
It was so nice hanging out with my friends from high school tonight at the bar and drinking.
I just wish I were more drunk…
I just want to be skinny, naked, and drunk all the time.
If I go to the Halloween Dance Should I go as a Hipster or a Lumberjack (or will that upset those cultures if I dress like them)
any suggestions??
