How the fuck am I suppose to respond to this?
Whenever I gush over a guy they either ignore me or they’re like, “cool…”
I wanted to bleach my hair over a year ago to contrast with my dark facial hair. And now every fucking guy is doing it!
Did you see that? Talk about How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds, staring Jake Lis.
- skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
- smart friend: omg I only got a B+
- athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
- not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
- popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: *cries in the shower*
I was just jerking off and moaning in one of the public bathrooms on campus while drunk and I heard someone walk in and then walk right out.
Score!
This is how I woke up this morning
Just seeing someone repost his stuff or photos of him makes me what to cry… WTF is wrong with me today???
I don’t know what’s wrong with me
I feel like shit and I don’t know if I’m just hungover really bad or if I have alcohol poisoning.. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry.
It’s times like this when it would be nice to have someone here to take care of me and make me feel better.
Playing Zelda Skyward Sword
because it takes the place of a real bf… ya know.. since I’ve never had a real bf.
I get so upset knowing that there are so many guys, that if they really took the time to get to know me, that they would really appreciate me. But I know that most of them in a heart beat would much rather talk to Matt (or a guy like Matt) before even giving me a second glance. I know that now…
dropped my mother fucking laptop….
…I just really want to have sex :/
